just to laugh

[jeremy01]

I read this jokes somewhere, hope will make happy for few minutes.

joke# 1

A Diabetic (John) enter into a bakery and asks the baker behind the counter,
“ This ia safe for diabetics?”
The Baker says, “Everything. As long as you don’t put it in your mouth.”

Joke # 2
As the salesman was just about to close the shop two very excited diabetics (Brett and Ornold) came running in the door!
“Wow, is that sign for real?” asks Ornold, i mean the one on the front of your window
“Well of course” said the salesman.

“WE’LL TAKE TWO PLEASE! One for each of us!!!” they shout in unison.

“What do you want?” inquired the salesman.
“A Function Pancreas!” exclaims Ornold
“But this is a music store!!!” Says the salesman.

A look of confusion falls upon everyone’s face.
Brett replies innocently, “But the sign says ‘Organ’s for sale.’”

joke # 3
How many diabetics does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer is-----------None. They will just use the light from their pumps.

[jackson07]

hey
i liked it, are you diabetic too?

[andrewishere]

When friends are arguing about where to go out to eat, you can say "I have to eat NOW" loudly - which usually means that they will exchange worried looks and hurry to the restaurant of your choice, little knowing that really you were just hungry and didn't feel like Thai.

[thompson]

some jokes to laugh-

*When annoying men ask you "why do you always drink Diet Coke? You’re so image- conscious. Girls are always worried about their weight.." you can reply with "I have diabetes" and watch in delight as they turn bright red and mumble an apology.

*Thanks to (occasional of course) hypos and very high blood sugars, you can experience unique body sensations and hallucinatory adventures without the use of illegal, expensive drugs: a cheaper night out!

*Should you ever meet that special someone and s/he happens to have diabetes, you'll always have something to talk about during those Awkward Silences. You can also employ unique flirting techniques: "I'll show you my injection bruises if you show me yours ..."

*Should you ever NOT meet that special someone on a blind date or otherwise, just pull out your handy drug kit and excuse yourself for a well needed "fix" in the toilet.

*Getting a tattoo is a breeze - it just feels like a few more injections than normal (and yes I do have one!)

[UncleSam]

Top signs of hypoglycemia/ low blood sugar.

1) It seem that you had walked 3 times more that usual thought you had walked less than usual.

2) You open your eyes with difficulty to chew i.e with the alarm clock in your mouth.

3) You get irritated as your cal is not connecting -- and then your grandson asks you to hand him the remote as he is searching it since 15 mins.

4) You notice that it's a little chilly outside -- because you're not wearing any clothes.


5) Your family have watched in surprise as you ate 4 adult meals and you even sopped the dregs/gravy from THEIR plates.