Christmas ethics for your dogs

10 THINGS TO REMEMBER DURING CHRISTMAS

1. Be extra patient with your owner as he/she may be stress out due to long shopping list in economy downfall.
2. Do not assume that this year you will get as many gift as before.
3.Do not drink water from the container that holds the beautifully decorated tree.
4. Do not pee on the tree.
5.Mind your tail while passing the tree.
6.Don't chew on the cord that runs out from wall to the tree.
7.Bare the stranger sometime on your favorite sofa.
8. Tolerate new children and other pet visiting to your place.
9. Respect the territories of other dog you are visiting.
10.Dont Bite a big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh who may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night.
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